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"The Panty Timeline" FADE IN EXT SCENE - OPEN SKY OR BACKYARD OR SOMETHING SIMILAR The scene is basically just a moving clothesline with the different types of underwear hanging on them with clothespins. The captions can go at the bottom of the screen. Start the clothesline with a pair of tiny diapers hanging from it. CAPTION 1: "As naked newborns coming into the world with glee, We’re forced to put on diapers to catch our poop and pee." The clothesline moves and shows a pair of frilly kid type underwear. They look a bit thicker but not quite like a diaper. There’s frills and lace on it. The caption changes.
CAPTION 2: "Then we graduate to pull-ups, adorned with frills and lace, And the extra layers of cotton, to absorb the dribbles that take place. The clothesline moves again to show a bigger pair of underwear (still kid like) with the words "Super Woman" written on them with maybe some stars around it...The caption changes.
CAPTION 3: "As we grow from babes to adolescents, how keenly we’re aware, We possess a certain power in our Super Woman underwear." The clothesline moves again to show a tiny red string bikini maybe just barely being held on the line by the clothespin...The caption changes.
CAPTION 4: "As teenage girls we recognize, all that’s hip and cool, A teeny, tiny string bikini let’s you rule the school." The clothesline moves again to show a leopard print thong hanging there. Overall it’s bigger in size then the string bikini in the last scene. The caption changes.
CAPTION 5: "Your independent 20’s make you sexy, brave and strong, And your butt cheeks are still tight enough to let you wear a thong." The clothesline moves again to show a pair of big pair of white granny underwear. They have to be huge. The caption changes.
CAPTION 6: "But times do change no matter what, and bodies do expand, Thank God for cotton briefs and the stretch elastic band." The clothesline moves again and it shows a beige colored girdle hanging there. Maybe it has 4 or 5 clothespins in it to keep it on the line. The caption changes.
CAPTION 7: "When you were twelve you mocked the style of crazy old Aunt Myrtle, Well don’t look now the jokes on you, ’cause your ass is in a girdle." The clothesline moves for the final time to show a huge pair of adult diapers hanging from the line. Again, there are several clothespins needed to hold the weight of it.
CAPTION 8: "And then one day it hits you, like a ton of weighted bricks, It’s back to good old diapers, ’cause you can’t control your shit!" FADE OUT ©VivaVogue |
