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10 Easy Ways to Completely Avoid
Housework
By Trish Faber
Hate cleaning your house? You’re not
alone. If you
can honestly admit you enjoy pulling on a rubber glove and
shoving it down a toilet then you’re a better person than
most.
Housecleaning is one of those chores that apparently needs to
be done on a regular basis. Frankly, I just don’t see
the point. Two
minutes after you wipe the dust away, a new layer
forms. It’s a
never-ending battle and since I’m a pacifist, I generally try
to avoid any unwanted confrontations. Here’s 10 ways to avoid the
battle:
- Live in
a hotel. It works
for celebrities.
- Hire
someone else to clean. Millions do.
- Fall
down the stairs and break your ankle. You can’t be expected to
vacuum or dust with a cast on your leg.
- Always
wear a blindfold.
What you can’t see, you can’t clean.
- Spend
every waking hour shopping for products that will make cleaning
the house easier.
You may never use them but it’s the thought that
counts.
- Live
alone and never have company over. As long as you can stand your
own mess…
- Become a
pack rat. Fill
every available space in your house with junk. Make it impossible to
manoeuvre the vacuum.
- Make
your husband and kids pee outside. This cuts down on the time
needed to scrub the bathroom walls, especially if your boys
can’t aim straight. Better yet install an
outhouse in the backyard. I’m sure the neighbours
wouldn’t mind.
- Become a
writer or artist.
A messy house goes with the whole creative vibe.
- Give
your house to away to charity and become
homeless. Life
on the street will be dirty and difficult but at least you
won’t have a house to clean.
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