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"Tanning"

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ext beach scene / day / sun is shining

The scene opens with PRIMA dressed in a little bikini and she's sitting in a lounge chair putting on suntan lotion. There's a drink with an umbrella in it beside her. She spends a few minutes getting everything set up and perfect...fixes her towel, her sunglasses.

The sun is shinning like crazy. She leans back into a lying position on her back and gingerly sets her hands to the side (so they don't cast a shadow on her body)...as she leans back she sighs...and has a huge smile on her face...like what a perfect life I lead.

Over head you can see this evil looking bird staring PRIMA down...sizing up the situation. You hear a "VRRRROOOMMM" as the bird swoops down and plops a big pile of crap. Like a dive bomber... Maybe there's a close up of the bird smiling or something... It lands with a huge white splat right smack dab on the middle of her stomach...

You can hear PRIMA scream and then begin to cry...

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Card Message: "Cheer Up! Life Isn't Always So Shitty!"

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